"I don’t see why not.”

themockingcrows:

bryanchoppertagteam:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk

My mom’s best come back was, “I wasn’t gonna fuck you to begin with, and now I never will. Way to go, fucko.”

smieska:

/arrives to the possessed twins party 2 years late with a tea latte/

…. why does this show have all my favourite things

sketchcomplex:

snicker.doodle

sketchcomplex:

snicker.doodle

deebree:

umm

deebree:

umm

fuoco-go-ho-ho:

guess who got her tablet pen today.
tried to see if i still knew what I was doing.

fuoco-go-ho-ho:

guess who got her tablet pen today.

tried to see if i still knew what I was doing.

choph:

Best comment. 

choph:

Best comment. 

mskneesocks:

commission for zero for a bday gift for omankohimechan!  happy birthday!! ; w;

mskneesocks:

commission for zero for a bday gift for omankohimechan!  happy birthday!! ; w;

cookiewalrus:

dang these are fun to make

insp | art x x x x

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Zebra turkeyfish

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Zebra turkeyfish